Tuesday, January 11, 2005

When a Stupid "Burglar" Does the Colossal

Former Clinton aide Sandy (aka "Burglar") Berger is under U.S. grand jury investigation for the removal (i.e. stuffing them into his socks, pants and jackets) of top secret documents while in the (closely monitored) screening room of the National Archives.

Berger admitted he removed as many as 50 top-secret documents from the archives, calling it an an "honest mistake." Er..let me laugh for a second...ha ha (weakly).

The stolen documents were for the Sept. 11 commission's inquiry into the terror attacks on New York and Washington. Sandy "Burglar" removed them solely to try and reduce any embarassment for the former President, Bill Clinton. He had a lot of embarassments, eh no?

Sandy Burglar also said he destroyed some of the documents, but claimed it was an "accident." Oops, there it is again, another "accident" comment made by Sandy the Burglar. Kind of like Bill Clinton's own little, "mind yer business", "accident" with Lewinsky. They just couldn't help themselves. Totally impossible. A force of nature to reckon with. Oops...had to have a little fun in the stalls at a bathroom stop off of the highway. Can't help it. Oops...just said the "F" word. Can't help that either. Maybe Hillary Clinton will "accidentally" find a way into Bill Clinton's bed for a change? Don't bet on it. She's one calculating little b...

Anyway, Sandy the Burglar pilfered (i.e. "stolen") documents were classified "Code Word," the highest security classification, above Top Secret! Wow. Sandy the Burglar had to sign his name and leave any kind of containers such as briefcases behind before entering the screening room to review any Top Secret documents in the National Archives. So, there is no way for him to forget where he was and to "accidentally" take these top secret documents stuffed into his socks and pants in beyond believability.

Anybody who believes otherwise has rocks in his head. You know who you are.

Three things...

1. Sandy the Burglar knew the place contained top secret materials.
2. Sandy the Burglar knew that the only way to get out undetected with the copied documents was to stuff them down into his socks, pants and jackets. That's 50 top secret documents! Now you know what a scarecrow feels like.
3. Sandy the Burglar knew what he threw away at home was Top Secret.
4. Sandy the Burglar knew what he was doing.

Ok..that was four things.

Bill Clinton knows the Burglar! John Kerry, too. He even bragged about it. Hmmm...and all this happened before the election, too. Could it be to try and help John Kerry's election? It wouldn't have helped anyway. Oh, btw, John Kerry lost the election.

"What information could be so embarrassing that a man with decades of experience in handling classified documents would risk being caught pilfering our nation's most sensitive secrets? Did these documents detail simple negligence, or did they contain something more sinister?"

Yeah, I wonder about that, too. Let's jail Sandy the Burglar for stupidity, and breaking the law, too. It's only fair. Just don't bend over while in jail.

BTW, Martha Stewart will be leaving her jail cell soon....completely rehabilitated...and a billionaire, too. Now, isn't that the ultimate Americana? Leave jail and be even richer?




1 comment:

Sherry said...

I have to ask- do you think Martha Stewart was punished for being a successful female? So many men do what she did (without punishment) that I have to wonder...

Not say what she did was right either. Just asking...