U.S. Forces Devises New Strategy on Burying Killed Terrorists in Pig Skins as Part of Psychological Warfare.

It was overheard that U.S. Forces on the war against terrorism is now devising a strategy to help deter Islamic terrorists from engaging in battle whether it's suicide bombing or fire fights by facing the prospect of being buried by U.S. Coalition Forces (non-Islamic) in pig skins after getting killed. Lieutenant "N" (preserved for anonymity and protection) in Iraq is part of the multi-prong "Bravo Game" efforts on mental and psychological warfare against Islamic terrorists.

Lt. "N".: "It's well known that these Islamic terrorists are devoutly religious and have deep revulsion and fear towards anything pig-related whether it's food or its by-products. It's a part of their dietary beliefs, fear and revulsion."

The Lieutenant continued to make an important point that by touching or eating pigs will prevent them, according to their Koranic beliefs, from going to heaven, even after martyrdom. This belief is considered to be a weakness among the Islamic terrorists.

Lt. "N".: "We've contacted several pig farms throughout North Carolina to acquire initially approximately 80 tons of pig skins. They will be used immediately to begin burying killed terrorists in them by wrapping up their bodies or their remains in pig skin. This include Islamic suicide bombers, too. The head usually survives intact in a vest suicide bombing or bombing in general. We have a protocol on burying severed terrorists heads by burying them in pig skins. Whether the bodies are intact or in pieces we'll scrap everyone of them up and place them in pig skins."

The Lieuteaent went on to explain that in order to be successful in getting the message out video tapes and photographs of the event will be advertised. When asked if they were worried about the Religious backlash from non-terrorists Islamic believers?

Lt. "N": "It's damn if you do, damn if you don't when it comes to fighting Islamic terrorists. We would rather use every tactical means to dissuade them from thinking that dying is a good thing in enemy terroritories believing they'll achieve martydom and heaven. Not so, according to their beliefs, if we advertise the fact we'll bury them for free in pig skins. Word of mouth should do the rest."

The Lieutenant smiled.

"Lt. "N": "We respect those who believe in Islam as a peaceful religion while respecting all other religions. But if they use the Koran as a source and inspiration for their terrorist activities, then by all means we'll use that against them. It's fair game."

Now, aint' that sweet folks?