Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff Says All Illegal Aliens Out!

Finally. Finally! Somebody in the administration has the gut to publicly announce that all illegal aliens in the United States need to be deported back to their country. Why? Well, they're here illegally you dimwits! Why do you need passports to visit other countries? And if you're caught there illegally without a passport or some other documents does it mean you get to stay there? There you go. That's using you're own noodles. That's what grey matters are for.

Our goal at DHS (Homeland Security) is to completely eliminate the 'catch and release' enforcement problem, and return every single illegal entrant, no exceptions.

"It should be possible to achieve significant and measurable progress to this end in less than a year," Chertoff told a Senate hearing. Thousands of "Mexicans who are caught entering the United States illegally are returned immediately to Mexico. But other parts of the system have nearly collapsed under the weight of numbers. The problem is especially severe for non-Mexicans apprehended at the southwest border," Chertoff explained.

"Today, a non-Mexican illegal immigrant caught trying to enter the United States across the southwest border has an 80 percent chance of being released immediately because we lack the holding facilities," he added.

"Through a comprehensive approach, we are moving to end this 'catch and release' style of border enforcement by reengineering our detention and removal process."

Chertoff's remarks in favor of returning "every illegal entrant, no exceptions" appeared to conflict directly with the US policy toward illegal Cuban migrants.

Read his lips..."No exceptions!" This whole illegal aliens and porous borders are considered a national security issue. Now, I'm sure Mexicathat are here illegally are planning ways to go into hidings. Now, I favor those who enter the U.S. legally whether to visit or to become a citizen someday. If you don't think so, then I'd suggest you leave your front door open all the time so anybody can come in as they wish.

We'll see how this one goes. That's the first step, announce that you're coming to get the illegal aliens and get them out for those who do not have the proper documents.

UPDATE: Check out Chris Kelly in the Immigration Blog for clarification.