Happy Halloween and welcome to the night of the deaf zombies. Be wary of mindless deaf zombie professors roaming the haunted hallways of schools seeking fresh brains and flesh for they are bereft of it. Once sane professors of higher learning succumbed to the ravages of the zombie virus leaving them as mindless zombie professors yearning for real fresh brains for some reason. Like this one here.
But people continually ask do deaf zombies exist? Where are they? Why aren't they included? That's the real question on Halloween night. Yet we see evidence of deaf zombies roaming aimlessly unaware of their very own empty existence but a desire for fresh flesh to sustain their ravenous appetites.
In the end of the video the professor gets attacked by his own deaf zombie students who will soon join the mindless cadre of deaf zombies. Call that irony. But do we see evidence of deaf zombie professors? Yes! They do exist!
Be careful of them. Zombiehood isn't exactly a desirable trait to have when your brain turns to Swiss cheese.
Happy Halloween! Boo!
If you want a real scare next year, be sure to visit the Nightmare Factory at Oregon School for the Deaf located in Salem. A haunted entertainment with the help of the popular tv show Extreme Makeover (see video of that show here).
DISCLAIMER: Zombies do not exist. They are fictional imagination of the human mind despite the rising popularity of zombies in movies, tv shows, games and haunted showings and it being a $5.7 billion dollars a year business enterprise. All zombie characters in this blog and videos are in fact real human beings playing as zombies. Of course, you knew that. Right?
Anybody for Zombie Monopoly game for some mindless fun? I promise you it won't cost you $656 dollars.
Monday, October 31, 2011
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9 comments:
This... is... FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wiggums
Happy Halloweeeeeen!
This... is... LAME!!!
Ha, very creative, Mike. Happy Halloween to you, too.
Anony @2:12 PM,
So is Halloween but people want to have fun anyway.
OK, I will give you some style points there. Loved the Monopoly reference.
JJ, at least I inserted one deaf zombie on the Zombie Monopoly board among all the "hearing" zombies. A good representative population on the number of hearing and deaf zombies.
(lol)
Happy Zombieween!
As for your disclaimer. It's already theorized that the majority of humans are zombies. It's due to all the mind altering drugs they're prescribed. Only, they're not the flesh eating kind. Just zombied or drugged, legally - that is. ;)
ha ha! great one Mike! I've known him for awhile. He becomes dishonest whenever he gets confronted, so don't worry about him! Love the board!
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