Is Kerry a "poopiehead"?

It was an odd but startling revelation to read a blog piece from the “The Misanthropic Bitch” with a blog title “John Kerry is a Poopiehead”. I agree with her one hundred percent, John Kerry is a bunch of hooey but for a different reason from her own analysis of the subject.

Instead of working with that ample material, Kerry made himself an easy target. For a man with three Purple Hearts, he has no balls -- or catchy chant that can be used to drown out the opposition.

And fearing a Bush return she joins the "Anybody but Bush" bandwagon carried over from the Howard Dean screamfest crowd flip-flopping their way into infamy.

This year, I feel backed into a corner. Four more years of Bush means that he has the opportunity to stack the Supreme Court with conservative justices whose rulings will affect us for decades. Another Bush term has implications that extend far past January 2009, and anyone with a tinge of liberalism should be frightened at this man having that kind of power.

She being the Independent –I-would-rather-choose-a-third-candidate die hard who had to suddenly concede to the rest of the Democrat masses illogical jump on the rickety bandwagon in their quest to get Bush out rather than to vote on a candidate for his or her qualities to serve as President. They rather do this than worry about consequences of picking a real dud, a dangerous dud. They just want Bush out. No rhyme or reason will get them to see a Democratic candidate for what he is. Just for what party he belongs to.

So, you may be asking what is so odd about my startling revelation? Well, several months back she blogged a piece called “Deaf as I Wanna Be” which is a scathing write up about her general view that all Deaf people are a bunch of SSI holding, no-good yahoos, who cannot live for the day to be able to go out and work on their own for a change and have large Deaf block parties with 6 foot high speakers thumping away.

After five years of Deaf block parties, Deaf relatives living in their RVs with an electrical cord running to the house, disability payments for being Deaf, driving while Deaf, the Deaf husband chasing the Deaf wife with a shotgun, Deaf teenagers silently destroying the property of hearing non whites in the area and, oh yeah, Deaf block parties with loud, vibrating music, I've taken away only one thing from the experience: I hate Deaf people with a seering passion.

Deaf people, as I came to learn, are largely undereducated and underemployed because they avoid the evil Hearing World in favor of the the warm womb of militant Deafism. They have their own culture and language, both of which they guard fiercely at the expense of jobs, literacy, education and self-sufficiency. Being deaf -- rather, Deaf -- is not a disability. Far from it. It's simply a different way of being. Just as pedophilia is simply a different way of expressing one's sexuality. Neither sets out with the intention of being deaf or perverted, but hey, if God gives you lemons, make a new culture out of them that makes you feel damn good about yourself and your shortcomings.

Well, there is a general problem in this area concerning underemployment and such but by far is never the case for everybody. There are too many Deaf professionals who are lawyers, accountants, attorney, actors, and the likes who are a deservedly rare and growing breed. Not only just Deaf teachers. Or Deaf counselors. Maybe she should go out her way and really meet professional Deaf Republicans for a change? I doubt they live in decrepit RVs.

This is one angst ridden adopted Democrat Misanthropic Bitch who want nothing more than to see Bush out. If she’s criticizing Kerry, then maybe Gephardt should have been the presidential nominee for the Democratic party in the first place? This would have saved the Democrat party a lot of embarrassment along the way without having to watch reruns of Flipper all the time.

Perhaps she could expand her horizon by having a beer with the rest of the deaf and hard of hearing Republicans on November 3, 2004 after Bush wins the re-election? Would that make her hate Deaf (the culturally deaf ones) Republicans even more than just the general Deaf population? I can already hear the Dean scream emanating from her lungs in a fitful of rage. If you missed the good old days of the Dean campaign, go here.

Meanwhile, someday in time, she will find out about the Deaf Republicans organization consisting of Deaf, deaf and hard of hearing people, many of them professionals, and see that we’re a pretty good bunch of people not wishing harm on anybody…even the people running the Democrat Headquarters.


- I am not a real Deaf person, I just play one on tv. Mike McConnell