Wednesday, November 14, 2007

The Day When ASL Dies

Lately several bloggers have been ruminating whether the use of ASL is on the rise or that ASL is on the down turn. And some have speculated if ever will ASL meet its demise like Latin, an obscure, complex yet quixotic language of the ages. How many years until ASL finally fades out, if ever? Maybe it will never fade out just like the knowledge of Latin and Greek has never really faded out but lately seen a resurgence on learning the age old languages in schools.

Now, some of you might be screaming into your computer screen screaming "Never! Never!" Perhaps they are right, meaning "never" as in it'll never go away and that languages are stored somewhere for later retrieval. Whether the demise of ASL will ever come or not but one thing for sure is that technology and biotechnology are the two things that could help with the demise of ASL and at the same time help preserve a culture to pass it on down generation to generation. Yes, sounds a bit strange. Technology has the capability to blink out the existence on the use of ASL or it can preserve it in such a way that it can help ensure the continued use of ASL for generations to come. The difference will probably rest solely on specific laws in the future and how they will deal with babies born with hearing loss and how laws will protect (or not) current Deaf people their right to pass on their genetic deafness to future offsprings as a way to ensure the continued propagation of Deaf culture and ASL. This includes ethical questions in the future on whether genetic manipulation or genetic screning will give Deaf people their opportunity or a right to use such biotechnology to ensure babies born will have that genetic deafness.

So, how can technology help with the continued use of ASL while at the same time may be the very thing that might cause ASL its eventual demise? Today technology continues to improve with faster and better computer chips. There are research and studies being done on ASL recognition by computers where it would be able to recognize signs, facial expression, body language and the grammar and syntax of ASL in real time and translate that into text and speech. It's already a likely scenario when one day you'd have a real international translator device for all languages, including sign language. But in the beginning when this device comes out no longer will the human equation be needed such as a 3rd party interpreter. Deaf people will then become truely independent with the ability to interact with anyone and have their signings translated into perfect English. Or perfect French. Russian. Maybe even Latin. And anybody can talk to you and have it translated using a virtual interpreter seen in your eyewear or glasses.

When that happens, will schools bother with ASL classes? What will happen to the all the interpeters? What about schools like RIT or Gallaudet University? Will they become obsolete? How will technology impact the future of ASL should we have a successful ASL translator device which could very well be a computer smaller than the size of your pinky fingernail? In the name of 24/7 independence how would this technology impact the Deaf culture of the future?

But that may be decades away until a device is doable. What about the imminent future like 5, 10 or 20 years away? How will technology help Deaf, deaf and hard of hearing people attain their independency and the ability to interact with anyone? What aboout future hearing devices such as the hearing implant that goes directly on the auditory nerve where it would have the ability to match equally what hearing people hears and not the cochlear implant way? Human trials is expected in about 4 or 5 years down the road with this implant device. Suppose micro and nano-electronics make this possible within 5 to 10 years and that, after careful studies and reviews, this device could be implanted into deaf babies allowing them to wean themselves away from signing (for all hearing and deaf babies) at around age 3 years old, for example, and use their vocal cords and muscles to speak correctly and the ability hear like any other hearing toddlers. How would this impact Deaf culture 20 years down the road from now? What about the existence of ASL? Babies with these new neural implants, would they still be considered as a deaf child later on or more like hearing child since there would be no way to know whether a child is wearing a neural implant device. How would anybody tell the difference?

That 's one aspect of how technology can help Deaf, deaf and hoh people their independency but at the same time they would face a very real prospect that technology could in fact hurt Deaf culture in the end. A classic catch-22 situation.

Then we have biotechnology where the various forms of deafness from nerve deafness (sensorinueral) to genetic deafness to hearing loss injuries could someday be addressed and corrected (in the sense that hearing sense is one of the five senses people have a right to). It could be seen as a brave new but cruel world to the Deaf culture. But would it be? Using biotechnology wouldn't mean the end of Deaf culture or ASL unless, of course, in the future laws are passed directing that all babies born deaf, after mandatory hearing screening, would be required to have the hearing loss corrected so that, according to the government, would save them money in the long run on social services, SSDI, SSI, SSA and so forth. If such a law were to come about in the future when biotechnology could essentially guarantee that some or most forms of deafness could be corrected while babies are still deaf or perhaps could be corrected while in the womb, only then would such a law or laws will help speed up the demise of ASL along with all the other failing and obscure languages of years and eons pass.

Many linguists predict that at least half of the world's 6,000 or so languages will be dead or dying by the year 2050. Languages are becoming extinct at twice the rate of endangered mammals and four times the rate of endangered birds. If this trend continues, the world of the future could be dominated by a dozen or fewer languages.

Even higher rates of linguistic devastation are possible. Michael Krauss, director of the Alaska Native Language Center, suggests that as many as 90 percent of languages could become moribund or extinct by 2100. According to Krauss, 20 percent to 40 percent of languages are
already moribund, and only 5 percent to 10 percent are "safe" in the sense of being widely spoken or having official status. If people "become wise and turn it around," Krauss says, the number of dead or dying languages could be more like 50 percent by 2100, and that's the best-case scenario.

The definition of a healthy language is one that acquires new speakers. No matter how many adults use the language, if it isn't passed to the next generation, its fate is already sealed. Although a language may continue to exist for a long time as a second or ceremonial language, it is moribund as soon as children stop learning it. For example, out of twenty native Alaskan languages, only two are still being learned by children.

Will ASL be among the 3000 languages (out of 6000 or so) expected to disappear in about 50 years from now? When will it become a turning point when ASL starts its slide toward obscurity and extinction? Will this ever happen in our lifetime when technology and biotechnology could help speed up this demise? Or will all of this help preserve Deaf culture by forcing Deaf people to take measures to ensure their future survival and perpetuity? Will Deaf people have a choice? Or is this in fact inevitable and nothing will stop this demise?

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Cochlear WAR!

Technology changes everything. Especially if it deals with communication issues and the ability for deaf people to communicate with hearing people and vice versa. In one webpage entitled "Cochlear WAR" the author, Matthew Moore, seems to have changed his mind on how to approach people rather to call them generally as "audists." At one time the webpage had a section called "Audist View" (see main page) before changing it to "Professional View" sometime during 2005 with an explanation on why the change took place. Though the website "Cochlear WAR" goes without saying.

It's important to have these open discussion forums that will allow people a place to discuss issues regarding cochlear implants, deafness issues and even Deaf culture without worry that comments will get edited, deleted, or worse have the commenter banned. For example, Deafnotes was notorious for pushing their one-sided issue while ignoring others (see past history here). It'd be a losing war to shut people out on the topic of cochlear implants just because a moderator(s) or commenter(s) doesn't see eye to eye. It would serve no purpose to go about editing or deleting pro-cochlear implant statements or opinions, even to the point of banning them just of for the sake to try and control the topic.

Over the years the number of discussion forums have grown either because earlier ones tended to monopolize topics, were politically one sided and attempted to squelch opposing viewpoints, moderators who acted like dictators, too many people received banishments, or that the diversity of forums weren't quite that diverse in the first place which gave reasons why many opted to start their own discussion forums. Not a surprise there, folks. People now have a choice on which forums to choose form and that no one forum has a monopoly. But because of the increasing use of high speed bandwidth connection videos and vlogs are now becoming much more common to have access to.

One popular video access is YouTube. We are now seeing more and more video examples or messages of successful cochlear implant users. Especially when it comes to videos of bilateral cochlear implant wearers in young children. With two implants they make a world of difference, or so say the audiologists, since it involves directional hearing, help discriminate words against background noise, and takes advantage of two sides of the brain when it comes to auditory processing. And there are approximately 3000 people who have received bilateral cochlear implants so far to date.

And so people go about showing these real life success story like Caroline Bass who got her cochlear implant at age 18 months. But at age 7 she asked her parents for a 2nd one for her other ear. Stories like hers gets noticed on news such as Boston WBTZ with a news story titled "Special Ear Implants Help Girl, Born Deaf, To Hear." But it's not the story that's compelling. It's when viewers sit down and listen to her talk and respond just like any other hearing girl her age. And is able to understand what was spoken. Seeing news stories like that one would compel hearing parents to scour YouTube for more examples of videos like Caroline Bass.

Just like 5 year old Trevor Ross who responded just like any other 5 year old hearing boy where he was fitted with a cochlear implant at age 1 year old. But Trevor doesn't seem to look directly at anyone whenever he responds. You can hear someone ask questions in the background and he answers them like a typical but funny 5 year old kid.





Or this deaf girl who is probably 3 or 4 years old singing "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" just like any other 3 or 4 year old hearing girl. You wouldn't even know she is a cochlear implant wearer after listening her sing.






There are many cochlear implant success stories on YouTube and we'll be seeing more success stories like Caroline Bass grow over the years. And since 90 percent of all deaf babies are born to hearing parents, parents are going to see and hear how these kids respond in those YouTubes videos and news. And watch these success stories seeing how well these kids can understand voices and speak like typical hearing kids. So, what are the odds that hearing parents will watch videos of signers on YouTube discuss issues about cochlear implant? Not many since the majority of them do not know sign language in the first place. It'd be well advised for these signers to invest their time to provide a transcript or subtitle, else their efforts to reach the hearing masses will simply fall on deaf ears. There are compelling reasons on both sides of the cochlear implant issues but seeing those videos of kids with cochlear implants and seeing how well they do with those are probably the most compelling videos of them all.

Hoorah! Marine Corps is 232 Years Old.

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The Marine Corps celebrates their 232nd birthday. So raise your glass and honor these leathernecks Marines currently stationed around the world, risking life and limb for their country. And don't forget those currently alive and those who are not with us today. And what better way to celebrate than to have Marines lace up their running shoes and run a total of 232 miles in successive marathons?

Hoorah!

Thursday, November 08, 2007

Pinkberry

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us Now, I have no problems when people want to take a closer look at various communication technologies that are specifically designed in mind for deaf and hard of hearing people. Whatever the prices are for these specialized technologies for deaf and hard of hearing people consumers have the right to investigate, test and see what the pros and cons are. Having said that I was a bit amused on what I read over at About.com:Deafness by Jamie Berke. Rather it wasn't what she wrote but what one commenter's attempt on trying to advertise a $45 knock-off version of the Blackberry or Sidekick that has a wireless range of 50 feet (view must not be blocked). Toys which he affectionately calls them as "Pinkberries."

Sounds impressive for a...toy? It is if you're a 5 or 6 year kid having a wireless SMS Texting toy for the first time. But how do adults react on this idea to be used as an everyday communication device?

Well, a Deaf techno geek took the opportunity to review and test this toy product. He wasn't exactly impressed. Even the kids he let try weren't impressed either. Not surprised. But if you insist on getting that kind of a texting toy but want more choices then don't worry there are many to choose from right now thanks to China.

Slide & Click Text Messenger Toy (range - 30 feet) - $17.50
Set of 2. Send text messages wirelessly up to 30 feet! Click and slide to open. Databank organizer holds phone numbers, addresses, emails, and memos. Password function locks out intruders.

Discovery Black Slide & Text Messengers (range - short) - $19.95
Includes two text messengers. Sends and receives text messages. Data bank organizer holds phone numbers, addresses, emails and memos. 2" wide LCD. Works with other Slide & Text messengers. Secret password locks snoops out.

Cyber Gear SMS Text Messenger (range - short) - $19.99.

Spider-Man 3 Text Messengers (range - 30 feet) - $24.98
Spider-Man helps you and your friends communicate secretly about any crimes that need foiling! Set of 2 plastic text messengers send and receive text messages up to 30 feet away, and include calculator, time, date, and alarm functions.

SMS Text Message Organizers (range - 50 feet) - $34.95
Today's cyber kids have a new language-instant messaging. Set of SMS Text Messenger/Organizers are handheld devices that simply send and receive wireless text messages instantly, up to 50 ft.! They're also organizers that store information and important phone numbers, addresses, emails and memos.

Bratz Text Me Walkie Talkies (range - 2 miles) - 19.99 British Pounds
Send short text messages to your friends up to 2 miles away! This single channel walkie-talkie features traditional chatting and external voice activation (VOX) features, but also sends and receives messages up to 52 characters long. Can store 8 messages. Also has clock and alarm clock functions.

Imagine the possibilities with these wireless devices where you can wirelessly send text messages to your friends, bosses, doctors, business clients, customers and even send text messages during an interview with your interviewer that you are trying to land a job. Maybe use the Spiderman's version and really impress people up to...50 feet away. Maybe even brag that you have a Bratz Text Walkie Talkie that has a range of 2 miles! Your boss will undoubtedly be impressed.

Or you can get durable and reliable products that can withstand the rigors of everyday use then you pay for that quality product. But if you want to pay for a so-called knock off version of Blackberry or Sidekick phones that are packaged as toys then you pay for what you get as a toy.

Deaf and hard of hearing advocacy is also about supporting any technologies that can help bridge the communication gap. Especially products that are specifically designed in mind for deaf and hard of hearing people. But buying a $40 toy will get what you pay for which is a $40 dollar toy. Those toys do not take into consideration the several different functionalities and ergonomics necessary in order to make a successful product for deaf people to use.

Though I'm pretty sure a deaf person wouldn't want to be caught dead using a SMS texting toy (god forbid if it's a Spiderman one) while using it for a job interview with the interviewer. Or talk with a potential customer. Or discuss important details with a business client. And so on. Now, I'm not saying that deaf people cannot use that kind of toy to communicate with other people, they can if they want to. The choice is theirs to decide on which product they would want that will fit their needs.

But the only Pinkberry I want would be these nice little delicious ones here.

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Starbucks and Deaf Customers

There's a technology story in Foxnews that discusses several different communication technologies that can help deaf and hard of hearing people bridge the communication gap with hearing people. Not only with hearing people but with other deaf people who knows sign language as well.

In the article it discusses the one technology that many deaf people are waiting for in the United States would be the cell phone technology that uses real time video to communicate with other deaf people. But the infrastructure in the United States isn't quite ready to handle this kind of technology but it is now being used in Japan and Europe.

Despite the telecommunication infracture being not mature enough (a matter of bandwidth speed to handle large flow of data) in the United States, University of Washington began an intensive research a few years ago on video compression with the goal of making wireless cell phone communication through sign language a reality in the U.S. It's called MobileASL. You can watch a video explanation and presentation here (just wait shortly and an ASL interpreter will show up in the video). But let me add that this is a one hour video presentation. And if you're up to it and you like to read heady and complex research papers like I do, there are several papers on the subject of sign language over cell phone video camera where it discusses video intelligibility (understanding the person signing) with variable frame rates (e.g. the faster/smoother the video the higher frame rates which means many more times bandwith data). Got you itching? Go here and pick one.

Ok. About Starbucks and Deaf customers? In the Foxnews technology section it discusses a new communication deivce called the UbiDuo and how Jason Curry, founder of the company that makes the UbiDuo communication device, is in talks with Starbucks Corporation on getting UbiDuos into coffee shops to help communicate with their deaf, hard of hearing and Deaf customers.


Curry has already sold hundreds since starting sales at the beginning of the year, and expects to sell several thousand next year. He said he's talking with Starbucks Corp. about getting UbiDuos installed in coffee shops.

Curry, who is deaf, said that he was able to directly communicate with his wife's family for the first time last Christmas by using one of the devices. Not having his wife interpret was a "life-changing experience" for him, he said.

"Deaf people have a lack of power to sit down across from a hearing person and have a conversation without a third party interpreting for them," Curry said through a sign language interpreter.
And just how many Starbucks coffee shops are there in the United States? Over 6000 stores!

So, who knows where technology will take deaf and hearing people in the very near future. Technology moves fast, especially to the benefit of those with hearing loss. Pretty soon you may find yourself sitting down at one of the Starbucks store after you ordered your favorite cappuccino and call up your friend over your cell phone and chat in real time ASL instead of texting.

Just hold your horses, folks. It's coming. The possibilities are endless with technology and communication.

Monday, November 05, 2007

Deaf Rumor Mill and Cyber Gossip

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Over the last few days, weeks and even the last 3 years I, as well as many others, have seen the affects of how rumors and gossips can do to a Deaf community or any community for that matter when it comes to blogging and what not. Now, gossiping isn’t my bag, obviously so for those who are already familiar with my blogsite. I go for substance and style over gossiping any day of the week when I do my blogging. Yet, curiously so, gossiping seems to be a mainstay diet for many who relish gossipy news over substance, especially in the Deaf community which happens to pride itself on being a highly sociable group. Nothing to be ashamed there, of course. But I was curious why people do these things publicly over the internet and so I did a quick Google research.

First, we need to define what the definition of “gossip” is which isn’t an easy one to define according to psychologists. Okay. We kind of know what it means anyway. But from a social status standpoint what does it mean then?

Gossip also defines who's in and who's out in a group. If you're considered worthy enough to be buzzed about on the grapevine, you're in.

Ah, interesting. It's about the importance of a person they're gossiping about. Ok. What about bad gossips? Any difference from kids gossiping when compared to adults who do them?

But kids' gossip is decidedly different from adults'; it's more innocent and often more cruel. First, children will gossip in front of the kid they're talking about, using such common bon mots as: "You pick your nose" or "You're a cheater."

Hmm. I don’t see much difference from what I’ve been hearing and reading all these years. Maybe some people just don’t know how to gossip like an adult with the right kind of words? The question is why do adults gossip?

Second, unlike adults, who often gossip to bring someone with power down a notch or two…
So, gossiping is about trying to bring down people with power a notch or two? Perhaps some people are desperate then? And this is about being malicious and mean, too?

….research suggests that many healthy children—and perhaps some adults—dabble in malicious gossip, and that it can be an effective way to be aggressive without facing social sanctions.

"What is so interesting about gossip is that it really walks the line between what is acceptable and what is not," says Underwood. "It is completely unacceptable for me to punch my colleague, but if I tell people he drinks too much, I am less likely to be called on it."
Yeah. No kidding. Continue.

In addition to serving as a proxy for punching, malicious gossip can improve one's social standing at the expense of others' status, according to research by Antonius Cillessen, PhD, a psychology professor at the University of Connecticut. Cillessen followed 905 children from the ages of 10 to 14, asking them each year to rank each other in terms of likability, popularity and social aggression. The children who others rated as socially aggressive—those who, for example, spread gossip about peers or intentionally excluded others from games—became more popular, according to a study published in a 2004 issue of Child Development (Vol. 75, No. 1, pages 147–163).

Interesting. Yet psychologists are talking about kids. But then again this probably makes no difference when some adults do it. But there’s more.

Gossip may enhance children's social standing because, by talking about someone who is not present, the gossipers form a social alliance, notes Underwood. If that talk is negative, the subject of the gossip is explicitly excluded from the new alliance, she notes. For example, a group of boys who talk about someone who recently acted like a "crybaby" establishes that theirs is a non-crybaby group.

Children who strategically exclude others in this manner may be able to gossip their way to the top of the social ladder, Cillessen says. Adults may also use such strategies from time-to-time too, though they are likely to do so in more subtle ways, and have multiple aims with a single instance of gossip, he says.

Crybaby and non-crybaby groups?? I guess psychologists haven’t studied what goes on in some of these Deaf circles when it comes to gossiping and rumor-mongering. But there’s an interesting conclusion to all this.

While malicious gossip may be an effective way to enhance one's social standing—with little chance that others will disagree with you publicly—those who do may pay a hidden price, Cillessen has found.

In Cillessen's 2004 study, he found that popular fifth-graders tended to also be well liked by their peers, but by ninth grade, the two factors were negatively correlated. The increasing disparity may come from their need to gossip to stay atop the social heap, his findings suggest.

"What we see is...girls who are using relational aggression to be powerful in their peer group are seen as central and cool, but they are increasingly disliked by others," says Cillessen.

Speaking ill of others to become popular—and then having to do it more to stay popular—leads to an escalation of malicious gossip, suggests Cillessen's study. However, relational aggression as a method to socially climb seems to level at ninth grade, and it begins to decline around 10th, suggests as-yet-unpublished data by Cillessen.


Yeah, I know. They're talking about kids but how can you tell nowadays when it seems to be the case in "certain circles" around here. But I figured that when people gossip so much out in the open over the internet it actually exposes them a bit more. Which is to say that if people insist on gossiping maliciously then they must be worried about something or else it wouldn’t be worth gossiping to begin with! Maybe they are indeed exposing themselves a little too much about themselves for other people to see and not know it?

"Gossip is similar to a Rorschach test," says Levin. "If you look at the nature of someone's gossip, you can find out what concerns them."


Ah, interesting! "What concerns them." Hmm… Ah hummm….

*nods head*

*rubs jaw*

Sigmund Freud would be quite interested in this new age of gossiping over the internet via blogging. But this shouldn't be a surprise since we all gossip to one degree or another whether it's done digitally or in person. However, there is a difference between unhealthy gossip and the run-of-the-mill gossip kind.

And so it comes down to this the one big reason to stay out of this malicious gossip and rumoring nonsense that, at times, seems to plague the Deaf community.

"I think gossip brings about more gossip, and things can grow out of control and really hurt someone," Fort says. "If gossip were alcohol, my whole school would be wasted."
No kidding! Apply that by ten times when we're dealing with a tight, knitted Deaf community. It can simply get vicious and out of control at times. Either you want to be a responsible blogger or you don't and not get too far out ahead of yourselves. I have a good reason why I don't blog that way and I have no desire to do so. I'd rather blog that has substance and class. Not to mention a healthy dose of humor to help wash it all down every so often.

Cheers everyone! Ta -ta!

Friday, November 02, 2007

My Twenty Clarifications

Let me clarify something here for many of my Kokonut Pundit readers out there about myself and where I stand since gossiping seems to be a favorite pastime of Deaf culture as of late. An idiocy I want no part of (ie gossiping). Here’s is my bulleted list though not necessarily in any particular order.

1. I consider myself as a deaf/hh person.

2. I was born with a hearing loss due to my mother contracting Rubella during the Rubella outbreak in Washington and Oregon during the 1960s.

3. Began wearing my hearing aid at around age 2. Had I been outfitted at age 5 or 6 years old I would not have the ability to use the phone, talk or easily discriminate words at an older age into adulthood. I thank my mother for that. My brain development would be much more different had I wore my hearing aid at a much later time in my young life. It's a trained accomplishment that got me where I am today much like those who become an accomplished pianist. It took practice. And I am proud that I am able to use the phone and talk to any hearing person without worry. It’s a matter of confidence and pride on my part. It has nothing to do with me being better than you. Please remove that silly notion of yours if you actually think that this is the case. It is not. It’s about what I was able to accomplish in all those years that provided me the many successes in life up to today.

4. I do not call myself as a Deaf person since I am not one. It’d be incorrect to say that I am. Plus, that terminology is more about politics, labeling, and/or identity than anything else.

5. I am fluent in ASL having learned it at Gallaudet since 1988. Though not a native signer but nonetheless I am fluent.

6. My preference is to blog, and not vlog. There is no reason why I should “prove” my signing ability via vlogging. You see what you get in my blog. My specialty is doing research and writing as you probably can tell. Plus I don’t just ban anyone. I ban only a very few people whenever they violate my rules (see linked rules in my comment page). And that my ban list of IP addresses is removed every 4 to 5 months. Follow my rules and you’ll do fine. And lastly, being able to write comments in other peoples’ blogs is not a right. Let’s get that straight for once, folks. It’s not about freedom of speech. Rather, it’s about privilege and access to that blog comment page. I don't go running around screaming or whining and use the words "freedom of speech" and how my rights to free speech were violated because John Egbert, for example, didn't put my comments up (move cursor over picture and click to enlarge). It is the blogger's right to do so and he/she is free to do whatever he/she wants. It is after all his/her blog and moderates the comment page as he/she sees fit even if it means using conspiracy theories as an excuse to knock comments off or have valid rules on keeping comments clean. I have the right to moderate my comment page as I see fit, too, as long as my rules are followed. If you can do that, you have nothing to fear from me.

7. Yes, I have a video phone and I have talked to deaf and Deaf people such as Kristi Merriweather, Greg Gunderson, Jason Curry, Julie Rem Smario, my wife’s Deaf friends, and numerous others. There are an umpteen number of Deaf people who can validate my signing skills. Understand this, just because I’m fluent in ASL/sign language/PSE doesn’t mean I’m Deaf. Perish the thought.

8. I have numerous hearing friends and co-workers that I talk with over the phone or in person. Or my next door neighbors, at my gym and so on. My days are mostly spent with these people rather than with the deaf/Deaf crowd. I prefer it that way. Oh sure, I don’t mind meeting deaf, Deaf, and hh people and go out and have a few drinks. Just so you don’t get the wrong idea, which will probably happen anyways.

9. I see myself as a member of the deaf and hard of hearing community regardless of the preferred mode of communication. I respect each person’s choice on how one prefers to communicate. I don’t subscribe to militant attitudes or thinking about being “one of us” which is a Deafism mentality. Not good.

10. I am also a member of the larger hearing community as well. Yes, a member.

11. Since I graduated from Gallaudet in 1992 it also means that I am a representative of Gallaudet University as well. And nothing you say or do can take that away from me. Frankly, some people don’t like that very idea but you’re stuck with me anyways.

12. When people whine, “Why did you go to Gallaudet then?” It’s because I wanted to see what it was like. I am not afraid to try new things like picking up a new tool called “ASL” along the way. But going to Gallaudet doesn’t make me a Deaf person, either.

13. I’d like to see Gallaudet University succeed and that the university finally gets some qualified undergrads for a change. Technology is the key to Gallaudet’s success. Many people don’t see that but that is where it’s heading anyway.

14. I received my MS in Geology (2 years Geophysics and then 3 years in Geology) at Univ. of Idaho. It was the most memorable school I went to. I loved going there. I met a lot of great people and professionals there during my 5 years there. It was a place far better than the crowded, dirty, and crime-ridden D.C.

15. I was awarded a PhD study in Civil Engineering at Univ. of Maryland in the snow hydrology and water resource program. I received a competitive 3 year research assistant deal from the Univ. of Md. and was awarded a$5000 NASA grant to help pay any educational costs. But I turned it all down for a career with the federal govt. I never regretted that decision. I outlined that story in my recent blog to show readers the difficult choice I had to make. And to point out that very few deaf and hard of hearing people are in the Earth science field. If you think it’s called bragging, perhaps you need a little introspection on your part to see why that is the case. Perhaps jealousy is in you. I applaud anyone deaf or hard of hearing person who worked hard to get their advanced degrees despite the odds. You don’t see people talk about that nowadays. Inspiration is in such short supply nowadays. Many are afraid to speak about their educational accomplishments and what it took for them succeed because of that little nagging fear that the Deaf community will rise up and lambaste them for “bragging” for their accomplishments. Hence, the oft repeated crab theory gone amok once more.

16. I don’t belittle other people’s English skill whether they’re deaf, Deaf, hh or hearing. People who say that I do belittle Deaf people’s English skills in my blogs or elsewhere are nothing more than sordid liars who just want to stir the pot. They have no idea what they are talking about. I put the faith in readers who read my blog that they have the skill and the means to look up words for themselves if they don’t understand what it means.

17. My interest is on dealing with communication and technology issues that can help close the communication gap between deaf, hh, Deaf and hearing people whether it’s hearing aids, Cochlear implants, neural implants, UbiDuo communication device, relay operator, video phone, ASL interpreter, Cued speech, Cued speech transliterators, international translator technology, ASL translator, speech to text, speech to ASL, automatic real time captioning, and so on. My focus is on the 30 million people with hearing loss rather than to focus only on the 900,000 Deaf people in the United States. Picking sides is where fractionation occurs when one favors one subgroup over another. Not a good idea in my case.

18. Extremism does exist in the Deaf community. Get used to that idea, folks. Extremism also exists in the hearing community, the oral community, and so on. If “Audism” exists then certainly “Deafism” (i.e. Deaf militant) also exists. Just as I believe there are some “closeted” Deaf militants out there who pretend to be one thing when it’s not the case. Pretending to favor the concept of “Deafhood” isn’t going to work. Once an extremist, the person tends to stay as an extremist. Perhaps like once a KKK clan the person would tend to have those KKK tendencies throughout their life. Be careful on how you read into what I just wrote. It’s not what you think. People can change for the better, no doubt. But actions speak louder than words, folks. And as for “Deafhood,” as you may already know, I don’t subscribe to that kind of political correctness. Short, sweet and simple. It’s more about culture than not. Read my “deafhoodism” blogs for more explanations.

19. I believe that bilingualism is not for all deaf/hh people, including children. It can, however, apply to many deaf/hh children but not so for many others. There is never a one size shoe fits all answer. It’s too complex. Parental decisions are involved anyway. Technology is constantly changing that picture when you have upcoming neural implants and even biotechnology that will address even more on helping aid hearing loss. And while I’m at it, I believe that visual sign language (not necessarily always ASL) would be good to both hearing and deaf/hh babies up to 2 to 4 years old. Then it’d be parents of a deaf/hh toddler to decide on what to do next. Even if it means dropping out sign language altogether and focus on speech and hearing. Whatever the case might be, as long as parents make an*informed* decision about their deaf/hh child then I have no problem with that.

20. I believe that deaf and hard of hearing people can do anything, including being able to hear and be successful at it. You have your choices to make seeing how rapid technology is taking place and how it can complement your skills helping you succeed whatever life throws at you. You may strike out or you may hit a home run. The choice is yours for the making.


Note: I reserve the right to add more bulleted items later on. If you have any questions, do not be afraid to ask. And all I ask is that you maintain a sense of decorum when commenting and not attack the blogger or other commenters. That is all I ask of you people. Grossly violate my rules and you’ll get locked out for the next 4 or 5 months. Use your comments wisely here and learn from each other for a change.

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Hillary of the Bells

Celebrate the upcoming holiday seasons by singing “Hillary of the Bells” to the tune of “Carol of the Bells” as a reminder of what we may get in our stockings next year, which could be coals. Of course, they might put a carbon tax on that one, too. Listen to this tune below and sing along for the next 13 months (or 5 years) using the revised lyrics. When performed the song begins quietly, and grows louder and louder as each voice is added, and at the end fades to a pianissimo.


Hark! how the bells
Gaudy silver bells
All seem to say,

Throw cares away
Hillary is here
Bringing dread and fear
To young and old
Meek and the not so bold

Ching Chong Ma-glaGong
That is their song
With joyless ring
All caroling
One seems to hear
Words of fear
From everywhere
Filling the air!

Oh how they pound!
Raising the sound!
O'er hill and dale
Telling their tales
Loudly they ring!
While people sing!
Songs of false cheer
Hillary is here!

Merry, merry, merry, merry Fitzmas!
Merry, merry, merry, merry Fitzmas!

On they send
On without end
Their doleful tone
To every home
Ching Chong Ding Ding....Chong!




Any volunteers?

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Misguided......

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us Just to clear the air, John Egbert was incorrect in his blog assessment about Paotie and I by charging us as being"two misguided men." It was unfortunate to see that he choose to go to the route of defamation and the abject mischaracterization of us without even asking for clarifications first. He was incorrect to bring up something that was never true in the first place regarding what we were actually saying versus over something that were allegedly said or thought to have been said. If unsubstantiated charges are going to be leveled against us it would be easier on all of us, including blog readers out there, to show exactly why by linking to comments or blogs to state the case. But since my comments, in my own defense, will not be displayed in his blog comment and so I have no choice but to point out his errors and mis-perceptions in my own blog, unfortunately.

For any bloggers who produce personal charges against other people or bloggers without providing links to show why are immediately suspect as being nothing more than shrillers in the land of gossipers. It is my nature, as well as many others, that facts are preferred over hearsay, rumors, and the sniggering gossips that have no bearing whatsoever in order to help a reader make an informed judgement. Not doing so is nothing short of irresponsible blogging. And there's a lot of that going on lately. People may like soap operas and fake dramas but for many others we just want "nothing but the facts, ma'am."

To begin, I will have to point out that I have said numerous times in my own blog and in other discussion forums that I support the notion that all babies, including deaf/hh babies, should be taught and incorporate sign language early in their life. It makes sense, however.

Like this one here on what I said:

This is not to say that deaf/hoh babies shouldn’t learn sign language, they should. It gives them the edge on communicating with their parents regardless of their hearing status.

Or here in post #86147 in DeafDC:

Post(#86147) | 2007-08-03 21:08:20
Like I said before here and elsewhere, I’ve no problem on using signs with babies, deaf and hearing, until they are of age to use their vocal cords effectively. Even if it means using signs for the first 2 or 3 years then over to aural only. Or sign and oral combined. Or after signing go to Cued speech only. Or just continuing signing without worry about oral or cued speech. Or whatever.

Even in Ben Vess' blog:

October 20th, 2007 at 11:10 am

I’m all for babies, including hearing, to have access to visual signs (and not necessarily ASL but that’s a part of it, too). Now, for hoh babies, the parents can sign while the baby is fitted with a hearing aid. Communication will include both sound and sign until age 2,3 or 4 years old. Or whenever a child has great command vocally just as when a hearing child finally starts talking in complete sentences and such. It may be until age 5 or 6 when parents and therapist decide it’s time to drop the signing in favor of continuing with the aural and oral approach. I am fine with that. Each hoh child is different on the amount of hearing loss and the ability to understand and receive speech, and respond well accordingly by means of the voice.

So much for that. I hope that John (and readers out there) will be clear on where I stand in regards to deaf and hearing babies and communication. If you're not sure, ask me. That's a good rule of thumb to follow by nowadays instead of relying on gossips as if they're the gol'durned truths.

Next, John claimed that I said that he was against oralism. I have never once said that. I have never even discussed topically that were directed against John about him being against oralism or his mission. It would be nice if John could show me, and the readers, exactly where I said that. Even "Anna S", "Margie" and "Karen Mayes" didn't see me or Paotie as attacking your mission or that you were against oralism.

Anna S. : "I do not see mcconnell and paotie attacking your mission. They seem to agree..."

Karen Mayes: "Hmmmm… I never got an impression from both McConnell and Paotie being against you… more, they just tell you their perspections and they also admit to being fluent in ASL. Even McConnell said that he supported the babies learning ASL. I believe that they see that ASL is not the only answer to all the deaf people… they think that cued speech, SEE, etc., could benefit SOME deaf people, depending on their backgrounds and so forth."

Margie: "Paotie and McConnell are far from being misguided men. I have not read any one of their blogs or comments that directly stated to you that you have no right to educate parents of deaf babies the potential of using ASL starting at the age of 6 months, or that you are against oralism. However, people can read your blog, and perhaps form their own decision that YOU are misleading the public about them."

And I even responded and agreed with Kim's response (post #50) in Ben Vess' blog regarding how not all parents make an informed decision:

Kim, absolutely. I think not all parents are getting all the proper information in order to make an informed decision. It’s not simply about “parental choice” but about parents making an informed decision. Once they do that, I’ve no problems with their decision.

And the last comment John made in his blog?

These two guys, Mike McConnell and Paotie should stop misleading the public about me supposedly being against deaf children acquiring oral skills.

That is a really interesting albeit unsubstantiated charge. I, and the rest of the audience out there in blogosphere land, would like to see John point out exactly where Paotie and I were making those supposed remarks about him being against deaf children on acquiring oral skills. It'd be interesting to see how he came to that conclusion that we were doing that.

Now, about my vlogs that John was asking for saying that I'm a coward for not doing them? I have a few. It includes subtitles, too. Several other vlogs are not subtitled but they're self-explantory. Look around. They're on the internet. Go and find them. But my preference is still blogging.

The next question is that, yes, I'm fluent in sign language or ASL. Learned it at Gallaudet. Just because I have a preference to speak and listen doesn't make me not fluent in ASL. My wife is Deaf. We switch off and on between signing and talking. But for me I was born with hearing loss and grew up with using a hearing aid in my right ear. Thank God for that. Bless my mother for making the right decision for me when she did everything in her power to learn about deafness and education as much as possible during the 1960s and 1970s when I was growing up. I have no regrets but praises for my hearing mother. She did the right thing and I thank her every day for not putting me into a deaf residential school since it wasn't even necessary to do so at the time anyways.

A personal note to John.

It is extremely incumbent upon you, John, to provide the evidences (i.e. links, etc) that support your justification to fling unsubstantiated charges against Paotie and I. Not doing so would simply put you into a corner as an irresponsible blogger.

Now, if I were to personally accuse a person or blogger over the internet about something, I'd have to show to the audience by stating the case for my justifications on making those charges. And this would be done by providing links, pictures, witnesses and so forth. If the audience or readers have no foundation to set their foot on as a reference point to begin with then they cannot make a proper judgment. For me I advocate on the side of presenting facts rather that to use emotional appeal. But you, John? You seem to advocate on the side of gossips, innuendos, and unsubstantiated charges without providing any proofs to support your contentions at this moment. Please, prove me wrong. But I hope you can take to heart on where I stand here. And I hope you won't have the temerity to do that sort of rashness the next time around when all you had to do is ask for clarification.

You do what you want when it comes to helping inform parents about communication choices and that's fine. I have always advocated on the side for both hearing and deaf parents make an informed decision. And whatever the decision they make would be just fine and dandy with me.

Sunday, October 28, 2007

Phone Call Results - how did they do?

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us A few months ago I wrote up a blog piece asking readers if they can use a cell phone and for them to give me a call. A week later I did a poll asking those if they have the ability to use the phone to take pizza orders.

Eventually seven people with hearing loss contacted me via email after coming across my blog about wanting a phone conversation. It was a touch and go moment from a few of those individuals in getting them to call me or for me to call them if they left their phone numbers in their emails for me. In the past I have talked to many others with hearing loss over the phone. In most cases those calls went well with a few exceptions. Most of them describe themselves as having hearing loss ranging from mild to better than 80 dB.

When I did finally get the chance to talk to those who volunteered their time (and ear) I was able to get their partial background. Conversations were mostly topical of nature and that no other personal information was sought other than their hearing loss amount and type (e.g. sensorineural), and school background. I talked at a normal level and speed like I always do with my hearing peers.

Out of 7 who contacted me, only 5 returned the call to me via phone. Incidentally, the two that didn't call back described themselves as having profound hearing loss (greater than 90 dB). Only one with a 90 dB hearing loss did call me. All of the subjects that I talked to grew up with sensorineural hearing loss (nerve deafness). All wore hearing aids during the call. This summarization result is purely of curiosity value rather than of academic rigors. So, let's not get too overly hamstrung on whether my observations were "scientific"enough or not like some people who are wanton to do when it comes to polls or statistical correlations.


Subject A: Has a 76 dB hearing loss in better ear. Was able to talk fine and understand for the most part of what I had to say. Subject says that male voices are harder to understand than female voices but were able to understand my voice for the most part. This person went to Gallaudet University.

Subject B: Has a 82 dB hearing loss in better ear. Talk was intermittent. Seems to have trouble understanding me. The subject seems to slur at times but for the most part I could understand the person but not in all cases the other way around with me. Subject wouldn't say which university or school attended (or is attending).

Subject C: Has a 80 dB hearing loss in better ear. Talk went well. No discernable slurring or mumbling. Voice was clear but mutted (or nasally as they say). I only repeated a few times and used different words when the person did not recognize them. Other than that it went well in some respect. The person graduated from Gallaudet University.

Subject D: Has a 60 dB hearing loss in better ear (actually both ears are relatively the same but prefers one ear for phone use). Born with a hearing loss. Wore hearing aid since age 1 year old. I enjoyed talking with this person. We talked a quite a bit without stopping or pausing. Seems to have no problem with me and vice versa. The person is currently attending a regular but well known university (never went to Gallaudet, RIT/NTID, CSUN, oral school, Alexander Graham Bell, etc). While growing up went to regular school as well without the need for any mainstreaming program. Person asked me not to reveal which university currently attending in my blog. This person does not use an interpreter or CART. Does not know sign language.

Subject E: Has a 90 db hearing loss in better ear. The phone call went "well" with some difficulty. If I'm not mistaken the person seems to have an Indian accent. I had to slow down my talk. The person explained that women's voices are easier to understand than male's which may explain why I had to slow down my talking while at the same time clarifying my words a bit more. The person did not say which school or university currently attending (or have attended). The call was rather short compared to others.


I expressed gratitude to all the subjects for taking the time to talk with me. I hope that more will contact me in the future.

Thursday, October 25, 2007

"Stupid Deaf People"....?

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us I started to wonder about it after seeing Paotie’s “Stupid Deaf People” cartoon graphic of Calvin (Calvin and Hobbes cartoon – love it!) p*ssing on the words “Stupid Deaf People.” With curiousity getting the best of me I did a quick Google search using the phrase “Stupid Deaf People” just to see how people use that phrase under various context. Though people will say such a thing for cruelty purpose as well without even thinking considering the vast sea of incompetent people out there we have nowadays.

In Gallypost:
“Stupid Deaf People.”

NZMusic.com:
“I heard on the radio that QOTSA had a concert to promote their album 'Songs For The Deaf' and a crowd of deaf people came to the show thinking it was for deaf people & that they'll be doing sign language to the music. But they were wrong, they left and gave the bouncers the finger. I thought it was quite funny, stupid deaf people haha.”

Civilization Fanatics’:
“I think there is a whole deaf culture that does not view deafness as a disability. To each their own, I guess. Well, that is natural. It would be strange if there were no stupid deaf people.”


Alldeaf.com:
“Once I was with my girlfriend and someone saw us signing, people often assume I am deaf because I dont speak while signing i just mouth the words, I have overheard people say many things such as "f**king deaf people they're like mexicans you just wish you could speak spanish so you know that they are talking about you, at least they cant hear me hahaha stupid deaf people"

Colboard.com:
“Gallaudet University study is completely inaccurate and AesKnight claims he has proven it. I never went to Gallaudet or even high school. Most Deaf do not. But that possibly is just being lazy and stupid deaf people like AegisKnight, Dexter Sinister and Dark_Sage frequently point out.”


Killoggs.com:
“In the deaf tongue of the cretins of Wessex county: mung gyahalfa abeaaag guh guh guh-fah - a simple request for immoral sodomy, appears to the Deaf Arab Cameltrader as the gravest of insults, and has resulted in many pissy exchanges between stupid deaf people.”

Tallahassee.com forum:
“There is a fire station across the street from the Circle K and those folks there get calls in the middle of the night, and their sleep is valuable, they don’t need stupid deaf people blasting their stereos.”


Firehouse.com forum:
“My parents are deaf and I can sign.. If there is one thing that deaf people hate its what someone here already mentioned... just because they are deaf doesnt immediately imply retarded or dumb. Granted there are some stupid deaf people as there are with hearing people its hard for most to read lips if they are raised completely with other deaf children….”

DeafDC.com:
" Now, I didn’t know Tara. I don’t know the area she was walking in when the tragedy occured. But I certainly am not going to be part of the rallying cry that says, ‘You hear about Tara McAvoy? You stupid deaf people! Don’t you know not to walk on the tracks and to use your pager safely!?' "

Of course, we then have the phrase "stupid deafies" which is probably just as pointless as "stupid hearies." Yet the word "stupid" is a favorite word used more than 101,000,000 times over the internet versus "stoopid" (which I like personally) that is mentioned over 1,900,000 times. But the all time favorite "stupid" quote? Why, it would be the famous Forest Gump quote - "Stupid is as stupid does."

Feeling stoopid? Here is a link to a list of really stoopid quotes.

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Wildfires and Mudslides - Southern California

I blogged about the southern California wildfires yesterday and today I'll discuss a second whammy that may hit nearby communities and areas consumed by wildfires affecting resources and risk to human life downstream. The second whammy is the massive flooding and even mudslides. Since I am the "resident expert" among deaf and hard of hearing on providing information about Burned Area Emergency Response, fire fighting, and post-fire risk potentials. I will take the opportunity to provide a little information to those who may face a second whammy. Just don't do too many rain dances if you know what's good for ya.

Deaf, hard of hearing and hearing people impacted by the wildfires need understand that once a wildfire dies down does not mean the danger is over. It may only just begin since southern California's rainy season is from November to April with winter bringing heavy rain and wet snow. After the 2003 wildfire in southern California, there were numerous mudslides that have killed and injured people that year, including kids. The 2003 year fire burned over 740000 acres. This year's fire we could possibly see it easily surpassed.

People need to understand, especially deaf people, on just how serious these debris flows can become because of the sheer magnitudes in jump on the amount of loose sediment, ash and debris that can be dislodged in a rainstorm event. Rainfall amount and intensity do not have to be that much in order to see a wall of water and mud coming down a slope of a scarred mountainside. But typically after a wildfire the magnitude of a stormflow has the possibility of going as high as 4 orders of magnitude higher, which means as much as 10,000 times greater on volume flow. Volume of storm flow would be dependent on acreage burned, soil type, topography, slope steepness, extent on the severity of burned areas, rainfall intensity and rainfall duration. Although it takes less rainfall to trigger a debris flow from burned out watersheds than from unburned areas. In southern California, as little as 7 millimeters (0.3 inches) of rainfall in 30 minutes has triggered debris flows. The risk of debris flow usually last about two years while the mountainside regrow its grasses, trees, and shurbs. So don't sigh a big relief if nothing happened the first year. If you live close to one of the burned out mountain side you still have year 2 and sometimes year 3 before you can relax your guard. If that isn't enough, consider the prospect of post-fire landslides as well.

My experience span several years doing BAER work (7 altogether in New Mexico and Colorado), BAER Team Leader for a 67,000 acre fire and forest fire fighting in Washington, Idaho and North Carolina. I'm well qualified and knowledgeable in those subject areas.

Here's a good material on that subject from the US Geologicial Survey called "Southern California—Wildfires and Debris Flows" for those interested on learning these things as well as protecting yourself.


Debris flow video. Post-fire rainfall effect in 2003, California. Subtitled.
Note all the rocks that makes up the extra volume in a storm flow.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Southern California Fires

I've been watching the numerous fires that broke out across southern California ever since last week. A few sites I go and check up on latest wildfire information would be the Modis active fire map and the Incident Management Situation Report whenever fire season is still active. I do this often throughout the fire season out west since I am also a certified forest fire fighter and I like to keep my eyes on what's happening. My recent fire fighting gig I did was last year at the Tripod Complex fire in Washington state where my crew I was with nearly got caught in a serious blowup and I was lucky enough to take some pictures of it while we escaped. I've seen my share of wildfires with the chance seeing up close burned down homes, cabins, cars, trucks and other structures. Not to mention seeing numerous dead cows, calves and horses scattered about seeing how they were caught in the path of a wildfire leaving nothing but charred hide and bone.

What make these fires different is the large number of people affected by the numerous fires in several counties. Over a million people have since evacuated from across southern California. And this includes many deaf and hard of hearing people.

In Deafreedom there are talks about friends and relatives who have already evacuated or are being impacted by the fire. Both Gnarlydorkette and McClintock are reporting on the fire with Garlydorkette reporting it the most. I'm sure there are more out there who are being impacted by the fires.

Currently there are 13 large fires (not to mention several smaller fires less than 300 acres) with the largest fire currently at around 145,000 acres. And if you look at the upclose Modis satellite imagery you can see many fires that are clustered close with the fires happening so soon apart are suspicious enough which may mean those fires may be arson caused. But it is also curious that these fires started so soon after when seasonal fire fighters were let off. In the past there have been arsons caused by fire fighters (see Technical Report Series: Firefighter Arson) because they want to make money working overtime and get hazard pay. But nothing is for sure right now until wild fire investigators look into those fires and how they got started. Despite the wildfires it is no surprise that southern California has a history of having large wildfires with thanks mostly to the Santa Ana winds. And with the winds help, it also created a devastating wildfire in 2003 that raised lots of red flags.

After the 2003 wildfire in southern California there were many gaps where deaf and hard of hearing people were left out of the loop on what was happening not knowing where to go or what to do during a catastrophic wildfire event. As a result of that a study was done producing a 2004 report called "The Impact of Southern California Wildfires On People With Disabilities." It outlined the many shortcomings needed to be addressed for future emergencies. But did the report do any good this time around with the new devastating wildfires we're now experiencing? I'm sure we'll know soon enough.

Are you being impacted by a wildfire? Let us know.

Saturday, October 20, 2007

3 Year Anniversary! Kokonut Pundit

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us I am posting this blog a day earlier just case if I forget to do this by Monday but I would like to use this opportunity and shout a warm "thank you" to all those who have stopped by to read my Kokonut Pundit blogs with their best interest at heart. It has been three years since the day I started on October 22, 2004. After taking my first step as a blogger I was not sure exactly where my blogging would take me. But never did I expect to blog a total of 1206 blogs over 1905 days (or 3 years) which comes to about 1.1 blogs a day on average. Nor did I expect to be one of the more prolific deaf or hard of hearing bloggers around either. Though each year on average I did 402 posts and by combining all three years it would probably be the equivalent of writing a 1500 page "War and Peace" book! Again, thanks to those who were truly interested on what I had to say by stopping by. I know there are plenty of Kokonut Pundit fans out there. The proof is in the pudding as they say.

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Very Punny

We can certainly make fun of ourselves even in the most grievous sort of way. And why not? Call it self deprecating humor. If you have a problem with what I've just written then perhaps it's time for you to take a deep breath and move on. No need to complain to me since I’ll turn a deaf ear anyway. Pun absolutely intended. But do take the time and enjoy this little word play compilation of mine.



If a deaf person swears in ASL in front of a hearing police officer, will he get arrested?

If a blind person wears dark glasses, shouldn't a deaf person wear dark ear muffs, too?

A deaf person can do anything except here. Maybe over there, but not here.

If the I's have it, why cannot the ear's have it, too?

Can corns be deaf even though they have ears?

Why call them "hearing" aids when it should be "deaf" aids if it doesn't work for deaf people?

Is a deaf person an oralist if he moves his mouth while signing?

A deaf mime is a terrible thing. He's deaf, mute, and completely boxed in.

A happy deaf couple is when they can't hear each other snore.

If a deaf person signs while on an airplane, do they call it "flying fingers" ?

Name a sleep deprived deaf group. The students of Gallaudet University.

Does a deaf sleep walker sign?

What do you have when we put a deaf person, blind person, and a mute person together in a room? Incommunicado.

What's a deaf hazing? When new deaf members are forced to wear hearing aids.

Does tone deafness qualify as a disability?

What's a silent film? When you have a group of deaf people watching a movie in a theater.

If I say "to mah to" and you say "to may to", how does that work in ASL for tomato?

Can a deaf person whistle and enjoy it, too?

Is it bad manners to sign with a mouthful of food?

...until deaf do you apart.

One thing is certain, deaf, death, and taxes.

What do you get when you put a Deaf person, an oralist, a cochlear implant user,
a hearing aid user, and a deaf person together in a room? Trouble.

If deaf people can do anything, then where are they?

What do you call a pot user who is deaf? Stone deaf.

What's a native signer? A Deaf American Indian.

Are ASL signers allowed to swear in public?

What does the acronym A.S.L. mean to new freshmen at Gallaudet University? Am Signing Lousy.

Name an international sign language that everybody understands. "I'm choking!"

Why does a deaf person puts his finger on his nose to indicate the need to pee when it should be between the legs?

What is the significance about a deaf principal in his school office at a deaf school who is about to serve corporal punishment by paddling a deaf student? It's a place where nobody can hear you scream.

What would happen if deaf people didn't have opposable thumbs??

Whistle while you work means your hearing aid isn't working right.

If we have contact lens how come we don't have contact ears?

If we have palm readers then what the heck are lip readers?

What do you call a deaf elitist? A graduate student of Gallaudet University.

Isn’t there a law against signing and driving at the same time?

What’s the speed limit for signing? And where’s the slow lane?

Can deaf people sign ILYs to other deaf people while in a known gang territory of L.A.?

What do you call an angry deaf person? A dissedABLED person.

What are “cheat sheets” used by deaf students in a mainstreamed school? Sign language.

Why are there two signed versions for “shit” with one going in and the other one going out?

One’s a person, two’s a couple, three’s a deaf crowd who won’t leave a shopping mall food court at closing time.

What do you call a gorilla that knows sign language? Koko

If a deaf person swears in such an ungodly manner in ASL while a sign language interpreter interprets, who will get in trouble first?

Ever met a deaf stutterer?

Ever met a deaf person with Tourette Syndrome that stutters?

Has there ever been a sign language interpreter for deaf people with Tourette Syndrome that stutters?

Ever try and cuss in ASL while behind a television reporter doing a live interview in front of a news camera?

What’s a hearing aid favorite letter? Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

I sign, therefore I am. I write, therefore I may be. I speak, therefore I might not be.

What is a G.E.D.? An undergraduate college degree from a deaf college.

Words like “hearing impaired” are like crutches, they're supportive but nobody want to use them for long.

Why do they call it “manual alphabet”? Is it labor intensive or what?


Copyright by Kokonut Pundit, 2007.

Monday, October 15, 2007

A City For Thee And Not For Me

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us While growing up I was very fortunate to have parents who enjoyed doing outdoor activities and were avid about camping, fishing, boating, pic-nicking and hiking in the mountains of Washington and Oregon. But city life was never an appealing one to me like living at Gallaudet University in the middle of Washington D.C. while as a student. Despite that I have always been grounded on wanting to live in less populated areas close to mountains. I actively avoid any semblance of city life. Of course, living in the middle of Washington D.C. while as a student at Gallaudet University wasn't exactly "clean living" for me.

I flew into D.C. earlier this year to attend the first ever blog/vlog conference at Gallaudet University. I was once again facing the same familiar feeling of crowdedness, the pollution, the creeping stress, the traffic jams, the obnoxious people, the idiot and careless drivers, the run down DC neighborhoods I had to drive through and even through the more recently renovated places that looked even better the last time I was there. I didn't mind visiting Gallaudet University again since my trip was completely paid for by the Coalition for Critical Inquiry. I also had a sense of duty to attend this important and technologically historical event that would take place at Gallaudet University. And so that morning around 7:00 AM I drove up to the all too familiar front gate of Gallaudet University. Two security guards were there at the kiosk. I asked where can I park my rental car and explained my reason for the visit. No signing, of course since I used my voice and the guards didn't realize I was an alumnus of Gallaudet University while I was listening to him. No problem. He told me where I can go and I quickly said my thank you with no interest on chit-chattin.

I began my walk around the familiar campus from the new parking lot at the north end of campus next to the Appleby building. It was positively cold that morning, well below freezing with a slight nippy wind just enough that I wanted to shove my cold hands into my warm coat pockets even though I had knitted gloves on. And so I walked around for about 40 minutes checking out most of the familiar buildings on campus. They were mostly closed or empty, so to speak. It was still early that Saturday morning and I was sure students were still sleeping in. The campus was lonely and desolate looking with very few people walking about and not the familiar hustling and bustling of students, staff and faculty that I was so used to while as a student from 1989 through 1991. After a bit of walking around I stood not far from Benson Hall in the cold wind thinking out loud that the early risers must be inside at the Student Academic Center or Student Union Building. And so I decided to check it out before the 9 AM vlog/blog conference.

Much to my pleasure and surprise, I saw how big of a transformation the Student Union Building had undergone from the once familiar but drab place to a robust and engaging one where students and faculty can congregate and socialize quite comfortably. Maybe too comfortably. I entered through the main floor of the SUB building next to Ely Center. As soon as I entered I could smell coffee being brewed that morning and so I followed the pleasant aroma. It was the Coffee Bar Commons in the SAC area. Nice. I nodded my head in agreement. I looked around and noticed that more people were starting to trickle in and I suspected that their first stop was to make a beeline to the coffee bar. Naturally. I walked around some more. Went upstairs. Looked. More new stuff. I was trying to absorb and remember all the new details for the first time. Went back down stairs and looked around more closely through the windows of the computer lab and saw the rows of computers with several students going about their business like fishes in a fishbowl.

Next stop was Ely Center. I walked through the double doors and through the familiar glass-enclosed walkway. I looked over to my right and then left and then looked down at the ground expecting to see something that ought to be familiar to every students who have ever walked through there. Yep. Dead birds. Five dead birds to be exact with three already well decayed to the bones and two more still preserved in the cold. I then wondered while I was counting the carcasses on exactly how many birds were killed since I left Gallaudet 15 years ago back in 1992 after my graduation. Were 300 birds killed? 400? 500? When will Gallaudet University finally add some bricks and replace the glass enclosed walkway for a change? I'm sure it's a joy to walk through that walkway everyday with the sunshine peering through the clear, clean windows on both sides of the walkway while seeing the accumulating dead birds on the ground and roof partition with their broken beaks and bones scattered about near to the glass windows. No matter. Some things will never change. Birds will still try and fly through the clean windows not knowing they're there. And Gallaudet will still not cover up completely the windows that would otherwise prevent more bird deaths. Not that I really care but it's enough to make me wonder after all those years.

I continued my walk through Ely Center. The building hasn't changed one bit. It is still dark. Seemingly claustrophobic, maze-like hallways that have that same musty smell. It was a dull, boring and a lifeless building compared to the new SAC/SUB building. I walked around and saw some posters and notices on tack boards which made the place feel like I was walking through some old dinky high school building.

Enough of that.

I turned around to check out the lower floor of the Student Union Building. I bounded down the stairs half expecting to see the old bowling alley. Nope. Gone. Where did it go? It was replaced with a sports bar called "Rathskellar." Looks like a cool place. Peeked in for a moment. Looks very "university-like" with the "rah rah" like environment to it. A few televisions were there. I turned around and noticed the new food court, the Commons and the exhibit area. The place was open, airy and much brighter this time. A much better place to congregate, obviously so.

After the vlog/blog conference I met and chatted for about an hour with some familiar and new people including my former and well liked chemistry professor, Dr. Michael Moore, while we discussed the events that occurred during the Galluadet protest a few months earlier. Chris Heuer was there with us three chatting away. Afterwards I went over to Kellogg Conference Center with Kristi Merriweather. We chatted along the way until we got inside. I briefly looked around. It was my second visit to the Kellogg building. Nothing has changed. Met up with a few more familiar faces while Kristi and I chatted about the conference. Looked at my watch, it was time to go. I had to go back to my sister's house for a much anticipated dinner engagement since I hadn't seen my sister in several years after her return from her tour of duty in Germany. I said my good byes to Kristi and a few others and said, "See ya the next time."

I walked out to my rental car that was parked on the 2nd level of the parking garage. I got into my car and drove out of the campus of Gallaudet University and then stopped at the nearest gas station off of Florida Avenue right across from the university. I got out in the cold, paid for my gas and stood there while I pumped gas into my rented vehicle. While I was standing there I shifted my head around to observe the familiar surroundings I've come to know so well. I could hear an ambulance wailing off in the distance. I could hear the rush of cars going by. I stepped away momentarily from the pump and took a quick sniff leaning into the prevailing, cold wind. I frowned. It didn't smell "clean" to me. It had that "city smell" with the asphalt, buildings, and the emission exhaust and whatever artificial smell that would linger in the air. And then I heard the "click" of the gas pump. The gas tank was full. I put the gas cap on and quickly drove off to my sister's house some 50 miles away in Virginia. Finally, I was out of the congested Washington D.C.

My sister's place was a bit better but it still had the traffic and congested feel where ever I drove. Thank goodness it was a Saturday and not during the work week, else I'd have an ulcer fit. Realizing how lucky I am to live out in the country, in a small town with a population of 30,000, I already knew the advantages of living out in the more open and less populated area than to live the life in the city or suburbia. The country environment is much more cleaner. There is little or no traffic jams to speak of which means less air pollution and wasteful expenditure of gasoline and energy compared to those who live in the city. City life is more stressful. More grime. More people. More nutballs. More of everything else that's man-made now crumbling. And more nonsense.

Last week while working in the outdoors during a field visit inspecting a water pipeline up along near a mountain ridge line at over 6000 feet my coworkers and I ended the survey by taking a short discussion break before debarking back to our office 50 miles away. The discussion soon revolved around one coworker who used to live near D.C. He once enjoyed living in D.C. and discussed Crystal City, VA. A place I was already familiar with but not to my other co-workers. He then described how one tall building in Crystal City houses both company offices and condos for workers. And explained about the conveniences of how residences can go underground and enter a whole different city below where people can shop for food, buy all kinds of items and get medical checkups without ever touching a car. I said to him that all sounds nice but they are still living in a city and living out in the country beats that hands down. He agreed to a point when he considered the extra resources it would require to manage a city, its infrastructure and the ungodly amount pollution and waste it produces. Cities require greater resources to maintain . They require more energy and generate far more pollution than any small town. From a green environmental standpoint these small, distant towns all across the western United States and elsewhere are virtually "green communities" compared to larger and excessive cities which are nothing more than vast polluting giants with clogged highway arteries filled with pollution exhaust that would produce those sometimes deadly brown smog or air pollution alerts. Yet my one way driving commute to work takes only 5 minutes over 4 miles while in D.C. commuting averages about 34 minutes of commute time according to the latest U.S. Census survey. No thank you.

But here's the funny thing. I get cackles of glee from a few Deaf people about me living out in the "middle of nowhere" in southern New Mexico. And that's fine. Let them be the polluters that they are. It's undeniable that city dwellers are practically polluters in their own right no matter how "green" they are. They are one of the many sources that contribute to these pollution problems in cities and outlying areas. Let them enjoy and drown in their own pollution at the same time. The traffic jams. The exhaust emissions. The stink. The higher crime rate. The soul-less skylines. The crowd of people. The morons, yahoos and idiots that pervade the place. Or the 1 to 3 hours sitting in cars trying to get to work, get food or go places every single day. But I'll take my country or small town living over city living anytime of the day. And to boot, I get paid to hike, bike, and drive my 4 wheel drive work truck up on the mountains and at the same time get to see wildlife almost every time I go out. Not to mention I get to breathe in the clean air. Feel the fresh breezes up on ridge tops. See the snowcapped mountain tops as I drive or hike around. The pile of winter snow. The rushing of creek water. See the changing colors of leaves on Aspen trees turning into a blazing bright yellow that paints the side of the mountains like a work of art with a splash of yellow strewn about. Or experience the feel and sway of a fire lookout tower while standing on a catwalk that surrounds the "cabin" some 110 feet off the ground at the 9000 feet elevation ridge top. And soak up the surrounding mountainous beauty that only a few people are lucky enough to experience as I have done a few months ago while taking a 360 degree photo shoot as part of my watershed photo monitoring effort. One of the many jobs that I do while working outdoors. It is part of my job. And yet there are six more fire lookout towers to go out 9 in all. Six more places to add to my experiences of the great outdoors at work and play. A city life may be for thee but it is certainly not for me.


Wait for "City for Thee and Not for Me - part II"