Stuck on Stupid Terrorist in North Carolina

Michelle has more (and here) on this about the recent hit and run attack on nine UNC Chapel Hill students in North Carolina by Mohammed Taheri-azar. The thing is that makes this so "surreal" is that Mohammed planned this "carefully" for two months. A plan that includes a 5 inch long knife and a pepper spray on the front seat of the rented 4x4 Jeep Cherokee in the event he becomes trapped. Yet only nobody was killed only because they were able to get out of the way. Six only suffered minor injuries and were treated at the hospital and released while three others declined treatment at the scene.

There isn't much to drive around and gain enough speed to hit people since the location of the attack took place between buildings and on narrow roads. Very little open ground to drive around and hit people when they can dodge out of the way, get into nearby buildings or get behind large trees inside "The PIT." See close up satellite views of the "The Pit" and see how narrow the pathways are leading to the "The Pit" where the attack took place.



A closer view here.


With great planning, Mohammed becomes the first "Stuck on Stupid" terrorist of the year. Actually, all of these yahoo terrorists are stuck on stupids. See, they're living in the 14th century and not the 21st century.

What is UNC of Chapel Hill's verdict on this attempted act to kill as many people as possible in the name of Mohammed's religion? The picture below sums it up.