Thursday, October 20, 2005

Smile, Tom DeLay! Smile!

Drats! Foiled Again. Now, Democrats can't use Tom DeLay's mugshot photo. It is just...too.. cheerful!

The horrors! How dare he, uh...smile! Next thing Liberals will say that his smiling is a sign of arrogance. Little do they know. He smiles cause he knows Liberals cannot do anything with that photograph except whine about it. And yet they still have him convicted. Remember kiddies, he stand indicted, not convicted. Very typical of them. Remember the old adage, innocent until proven guilty? Tom DeLay is innocent as of now. The very reason why we shouldn't trust people who have the "Guilty until proven innocent" mentality. You know who those people are.

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Republican Tom DeLay took a big smile for his much touted and expected mugshot after being issued for an arrest warrant. Note the clean look. Sparkly smile. No creases in the suit. The House of Representatives security pin on his lapel meticuously positioned. Oh, double drats! The perfectly arranged tie. The well combed hair. And none of the dreary and humiliating photo shot seen elsewhere in other people's mugshots. How dare he smile for a mugshot!! Why, he, he, he was just indicted! And yet he was called into court for fingerprinting and a mugshot like a common criminal just as the Democrats had hoped for.

Note to kiddies once more, "indicted" does not mean guilty nor is it a conviction, either. It's the conviction charge that counts where the charged gets to wear that special orange prison jumpsuit. Although this is what the Democrats were hoping for by making Tom DeLay look like a common criminal who wasn't even convicted yet. If you're convicted of a crime(s), then certainly you'd have nothing to smile for. Heck, this is probably Tom Delay's best photo shot ever. So atypical is his mugshot it outshines the sleazy and CONVICTED (not indicted) Liberal Democrat James Traficant's own bland and dreary mugshot with an unkempt look to it.


James Traficant, the hairhat-wearing former Ohio congressman, was photographed at the Summit County, Ohio jail in July 2002. The disgraced Democrat was awaiting transfer to a federal prison where he will serve eight years after being found guilty of racketeering, bribery, and fraud charges.

And I'll bet with Tom DeLay's new mugshot photo he will use this photo for future political events or rallies. I'm sure he'll be signing his new glossy 11 x 13 copies of his mugshot for his political admirers soon enough.

Because the overly zealous Liberal D.A. Ronnie Earle continues to be the idiot, he probably did not realize that under Texas law Tom DeLay was allowed to be booked at a place of his choosing. And yet the MSM press dogs were salivating at the prospect of taking pictures of him taking the "perp walk" to Fort Bend county where he resides. Instead, he goes to Harris County Sheriff's Department in Houston. By surrendering in Houston, DeLay was able to avoid the now obviously gullible media press corps that were camped out in nearby Fort Bend County after being led to believe he would choose to be booked there so close to his home. You would think he'd be that stupid to let the press to take pictures of him going into the county Sherrif's office? DeLay flew into Texas on a private jet with two Capitol Hill police officers. And then promptly (I'm assuming here since he's not that stupid to stay around) flew back out while the media hounds ended up scratching their heads looking like jackasses. Well, they are mostly that.

What a smart Republican.

What dumb Liberals and MSM Liberal dogs.

Tom DeLay smartly avoided all of the paparazzi-like media photos, the frenzy, the whole mainstream media going agog over this rare opportunity only to get the slip. And the Liberals get foiled once more when he smiled for the camera making the photo look as good or even better as any standard Congressional photo.

Now, if you haven't figured it out, it was all a fabricated sham dreamt up by none other than the Travis county prosecutor, Ronnie Earle. The next step? Sue the living daylight out of Ronnie Earle for prosecutorial misconduct and the misuse of District Attorney's power for political purposes.

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